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Manager's Niece

an ugly waitress at a nice restaurant (or any other situation where all other females workers are 'coincidentally' much more attractive)
yo outta all the fine-ass waitresses up in here we get that pale skinned fatass bitch?? manager's niece FO SHO
by Johnny Ballsack December 9, 2008
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manager

a sadistic prick who suffers from the delusion that they are a "businessman" or "business woman" with a busy career when in reality they are just another back liner who got promoted via strategic ass kissing. Loves to treat everyone below them like crap, then complains to their friends that their busy "career" is just so stressful. Someone who wasn't intelligent enough to get an ACTUAL business career (CPA, etc). Usually an overweight ugly chick who did crappy in high school and worked at a fast food joint since her sixteenth birthday. Someone who is too ugly and fat to find a boyfriend and makes up for it by indulging in her "career".
Me: *works ass off in 120 degree heat in kitchen*
Manager: you're gonna have to fill in for the deep fryer today. Do u know how to do it?
Me: no I-
Manager: WHY THE HELL NOT????? ROAR ROAR ROAR ROAR
by NormalGuyYouSholdKnow December 5, 2007
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manrape

When you and a girl hit it off but you never get to date and instead end up in the friend zone, doing all the shit that a boyfriend should but with none of the benefits.
"Hey, you remember joe and that girl? Well hes getting totally manraped"
by Phil_rocks April 15, 2006
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Wall Management

the practice of maintaining one's Facebook wall in order to enhance it's visual appearance/reputation. Can be employed to remove unwanted wall posts, friend confirmations and/or unattractive tagged photos.
Ugh! I don't want everyone to see that I friend requested this person. Time for some wall management to remove the friend confirmation.

Wow this is a bad photo of me. Time to wall manage and untag this embarrassment.
by actionjackson889 May 18, 2010
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ManageBac

A pain in the ass for any IB Student. Your CAS coordinator will give you a hard time for looking at Urban Dictionary instead of writing reflections.
Normal person: "Hey d'you wanna go watch a movie or something?"
IB Student: "Nah I gotta update my ManageBac or my coordinator will eat my ass."
by Some IB Student November 12, 2018
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Anger management

Something I need at the present moment.

Especially after seeing something that I dislike.
Anger management.

Person 1: Talk about my sister, brother, cousin, friend, one more time and see what happens to you!

Person 2: Damn, looks like she needs some anger management.

Person 1: No, maybe if you would just get a life and stfu.
by hilarity and such April 20, 2013
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Manager

Someone who supervises your work and sits in the back pretending to work on the computer. Gets paid twice as much to do so. If they are of the opposite sex, you will sooner or later realize that you secretly want to fuck them.
She had a dream that she slept with her manager, who she hates for being a perfectionist at work.
by Crazyevil June 17, 2008
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