Now what we're seeing here is a
definition that you're reading, which is an act that you only can do while reading with your eyes, which isn't like reading with your hands. If you read with your hands, you're not really reading because reading requires the use of your eyes which aren't on your hands because they're your hands, that is unless you're blind and have some kind of newflangled brailler attachment, in which
case you WOULD be reading with your hands instead of your eyes. Anyway, here you are reading this
definition that's being read with your eyes and not your hands, and it's about John Madden. Now this John Madden
guy, he's not like other guys, because if he was he'd be them, which isn't what he is because he's him, he's John Madden. If he was another
guy, then he'd be Tony Siragusa, or Troy Aikman, who reads with his hands and talks with his ass which is on his neck which acts like a
face which it's not because he's not John Madden.
