Machans

Machans is an extended slang version of the word "macha". It is technically used to address a friend in the "yo-est" and the "coolest" possible manner.

A person who actually addresses you as a "Machans". is usually black and dyslexic and owns a Jetta.

He is a person who, on listening to Heavyweight, accelerates from 15kmph to 150 kmph in 1/10th of a second.

" Yo, Machans. I got my new Jettas.. "

by CoolSahil September 30, 2011

Machaley

Able to do all things exceedingly well. Never fails to impress. Has the innate ability to attract men from miles around due to her absolute sexiness .A girl who is awesome creative funny and beautiful. Loves the color green and is everyones friend! Loves friends with names that start with an G, M, or T. Shes incredibly good at soccer. None too be a good kisser.Super Sexy Girl, Funny, Smart, and the most Drop Dead Gorgeous girl in the whole world

woah whos that diva???

thats machaley.

oh.

yeah.

shit man

yeah thats machaley.

by YahhhhMoommmm143 August 17, 2012

machestical

Like majestic, but with boobs.

"Damn, she's looking machestical tonight."

by ermahgerdgarlicbread October 31, 2013

Machaon

If you have this name you have a big dick and are a rare breed, which means you're built different.

Machaon pulled so many hoes at the club last night with Marty mcfly williams.

by Bigppmartymcflywilliams October 6, 2020

Machelle

Best friend material. Your twin flame. Your everything. Someone who you can count on no matter what. She is funny. Relatable. Cares so much. Always understands exactly what you mean. You cant beat her talent. Her fashion style is so cute and unique in the best way. She is so creative. The best human to walk this earth. She makes life 10x better.

Wow. Machelle is just so breathtaking!

by Sarbear_ November 21, 2021

Makhaelia

Makhaelia is a girl who is somewhat suicidal, no one will understand her pain and one day she will be gone from this work but I’m sure no one will miss her 😊

Makhaelia is fat

by Chloe is gone May 23, 2022

Fapier mache

Small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one's johnson after ejaculating into a bit of bog roll.

"I'm just going to clean last week's fapier mache off the old beef bazooka....*grabs acetone and ice pick*....and may be gone some time".

- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).

by Lardon_with_a_Hardon November 21, 2011