muff dive

performing oral sex on a female

yes matt..you can perform muff dive and rescue tactics on me at your comand

by matthew December 31, 2003

ginger muff

The pubic hair of a woman with a ginger complexion. Gingers are redheaded and often have a large number of freckles either on their faces or possibly all over their bodies.

Given the rarity of true gingers, a ginger muff is often considered to be a topic of great excitement for men seeking the sexual conquest of a redheaded woman.

"Man, I thought she dyed her hair red, but then I got a look downstairs and she had a ginger muff"

by Pollup December 25, 2007

Muff punchers

A group of men whom find and seduce an unsuspecting female and repeatedly punch her vagina against her will.

Last week Janice in accounting was jumped by a gang of muff punchers.

by kenny sarkadi July 23, 2007

Muff Axe

A male phallus that often finds itself in a females vagina

My dick is quite the muff axe, I banged three different girls last night and one this morning.

by MistahBradshaw August 31, 2010

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by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

muffshuffler

a guy who has a few ladies going at the same time (muffshuffler)

another way of rotating or rostering booty calls (muffshuffling / muffshuffled)

spreading the love

He may be totally hot, but the guy's a muffshuffler.

I hear he's got 5 girls going like a revolver - but it's not the gun that's gonna kill them, it's the STDs.

by igiveEVA September 20, 2011

muff trim

When a girl is in desperate need of a bikini wax

Juli, you need a muff trim you're sprouting on the sides

by Gemijoy June 20, 2003