messian

The creature that resides on a persons back when they are stoned. Its size and behavior vary in accordance with the degree of intoxication.

"There's a messian on my back."

by ish and twins April 23, 2008

SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH

the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the WORLD ... MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH SHALL RULE IN ETERNITY''

''SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer''

by SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH April 12, 2010

Messianic Muslim

01) An individual who ethnically, patriotically, and/or culturally practiced and identified as a follower of Islam. Now they fully recognize that the historical Jesus of Nazareth (Yeshua HaNotzri) is the Messiah and that the New Testament is a part of TaNaKH(i.e., Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim, Hadashah-- literally "New" or "News"); and still believes in the Messenger Mohammed and The Quran. Also understands that Mohammed was a born-again Christian.

02) Recognizes the Godhead as described by Christian Religions and by Jesus as: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Allah being Father God in the "Godhead Construct".

Ex: Ever since Ahmed found Jesus and was born-again he had conflict identifying as a born-again Christian because his family believe in Islam. So he does declare himself as a Messianic Muslim.

by Freak Gringo November 21, 2019

Messian

The small creature on one's back when stoned. It's behaviour and size differs depending on the level of intoxication.

Person A: "Oooo, I can feel him!"
Person B: "Who!?"
Person A: "The Messian!"

by Ishie Javes April 22, 2008

Messianic Fusionism

A synthetic political theory that unites Jacob Lieb Talmon's messianic democracy and Frank Meyer's fusionism.

In messianic fusionism a Protestant messiah unites social-labor (modern monetary) theory into blockchain currency, ushers postmodernism beyond hyper-media into the era of metamodernism, and delineates a meta-specific relationship between a new paradigm called Emergence and Hinduism and Christianity.

Synthetic messianism.

In messianic fusionism a Protestant counter-Christ appears in lieu of the anti-Christ.

by sandraxine August 26, 2018

messianism

The idea that individualism is the monarch not capitalism or aestheticism including nativism.

Monarcho-individualism or monarchic individualism.

Messianism is the segue to monarchic indivisibilism or dualistic (dual-aspect) monadism.

by metawave April 3, 2019

Messianic Jew

An Ethnically-Patrilineal and/or -Matrilineal Jew who believes that the historical Jesus of Nazareth (Yeshua HaNotzri) is the Messiah and that the New Testament is a part of TaNaKH(i.e., Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim, Hadashah-- literally "New" or "News").

A Messianic Jew does not necessarily keep all 613 mitzvot in the Torah, may not hold the Talmud as part of the Jewish Bible, and may be a member of a church as opposed to a Messianic shul or synagogue. Also called "Jews for Jesus", Messianic Jews are often targeted for persecution by Antimissionaries such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.

by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011