dick lotion

(n.) Lubrication specifically designed for assisting in male masturbation.
(n.) Any lotion used to aid in reducing friction between hand and penis.

In order to prevent chafing, a big ol' bottle of dick lotion was available with a convenient squirt-top.

by A Bodacious October 3, 2017

Toast lotion

Butter, Nutella, peanut butter, anything of cream like consistency spread on a piece of toast.

Ohh, that looks delicious, toast lotion and jam.

by SnazzleTooth December 1, 2020

Cave Lotion

When you rub your cum into or on another persons body. Acts as an exfoliant, a moisturizer, or a balm.

“Let me have that cave lotion, my lips are cracking”

“Give me a few squirts of your cave lotion”

by King Kandy September 18, 2021

put the fucking lotion in the basket

A slightly aggressive way of telling somebody to put lotion in a basket

Buffalo Bill: It places the lotion in the basket
Catherine: I wanna see my mommy. Please no...
Buffalo Bill: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

by jessbrown February 24, 2021

lotioning

What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.

"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"

by Cookie Krumm March 25, 2004

Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion

The art of a woman going down on a man after the man has sex with one or multiple women back to back without taking a shower. This also involves the woman being unaware of the act.

Female(going down on male): You must have used lotion down here.
Male(snickering): Yea, i used Suave shampoo/Strawberry lotion, do you like it?
Male(saying to himself): Bitch, dont ever say youve never eaten any pussy.....hahahahhaha

by ANDERURRYICK November 18, 2007

calamine lotion

pink lotion that you use on something like chicken pox and makes you look retarded, but luckily if you have chicken pox you wont be going anywhere anyway

I put some calamine lotion on the chicken pox and then my girlfriend saw me and said "what the hell is that shit? you look retarded."

by your worst nightmare1 September 10, 2010