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Lastard

Contraction of Last and Bastard. Used to describe the person who leaves the empty roll on the paper holder, empty milk bag in the container etc. Lastards also do things like cramming one last thing in the trash rather than taking it out. In some families it also refers to the person who takes the last slice, chip, cookie etc when not everyone has had a first.
Who's the dirty lastard who took the last ice-cube without adding some water to the tray?!
by NevilRead March 4, 2012
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liptarded

Someone who has been too excited to be able to form a "coheirant sentance" since the day he decided to run for the Republican nomination for President.
He was so liptarded that no one in Congress could ever understand how a single one of his policies made any sense.
by EpitohmofHiperbowle January 19, 2017
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Listerine Challenge

Drinking a whole bottle of Listerine, a mouthwash. Listerine contains 27% alcohol and is equivalent to 22 shots.
Idiot #1: Should we get vodka or listerine?
Idiot #2: Listerine of course no ID dude
Idiot #1: Let's chug it and call it the listerine challenge
by Fluffleh November 23, 2018
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Lisara

Lisara is so nice.He is very funny but is also a great war expert on all fields,from modern to medical.He loves engineering and loves building lego.He is a great friend.
Oh hello,lisara!
by Rapadoo October 8, 2020
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oasis academy lister park

A smelly shitty school for ass licks and pussy wagon drivers
Aw ffs u just rolled around in pig shit and now u smell like oasis academy lister park.
by ian simpsan August 28, 2019
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Libtard

A Libtard is a left-winged person whose arguments and ideologies can be debunked with common sense and five minutes of research to back it up.

a libtard is not a left winged person with solid arguments
"Men can't be raped" you fucking libtard
by Theonetruesavour November 26, 2021
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Libtard

A Conservative's favorite word, especially those who don't practice what they preach and sit on their lazy asses all day long watching Hannity and O'Reilly; listening to Beck and Limbaugh, etc.

Saying (or shouting) "Libtard" is way for these types of Conservatives to "win" at any political argument/debate because it falsely establishes philosophical superiority by diverging away from hard facts and resorting to common name calling, which in turn, is a logical fallacy.
"And then why is America one of the last 1st world countries not to have Universal Health Care?"
"Whoa, hold on a sec. This is 'merica and I'm not having none of that libtard language 'round these parts!"
by SecondLifeMember August 26, 2013
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