limp roadkill

Where some men find a dead animal on the road, take it back home jack off to it and the last person to cum has to eat the animal.

Person 1: "Oh fuck I lost this round of limp roadkill fml!"

by D 0n k 3y Ar3 k00lzors October 7, 2009

limp dick sock

When your dick gets hard and you put on a condom, then your dick goes soft for no reason, but the condom is hanging off the head of your junk.

I was putting a rubber on, then when i layed down on her bed I got a limp dick sock!

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

limp dick origami

Attempting to insert a flaccid penis into a body cavity while extremely intoxicated.

Chris took a Slore home from The Station last night so he could practice his Limp Dick Origami.

by SludgeHammer May 27, 2016

Limp Dick

The real name of the Limp Bizkit band (Even though they're actually a good band)

Google: Limb Bizkit members
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by ♥🗺☠ March 31, 2021

limp bizkit

sucky band

limp bizkit? more like, "limp dick."

by Italo Calvino July 7, 2009

limp bizkit

a mediocre rock-rap band

Why the hell would you name your band "Limp Bizkit?" If my bickit was limp, I wouldn't brag about it... I'd pop Viagra!

by Bozz Hawg April 27, 2004

Limp Bizkit

THE BEST FUCKING BAND THAT HAS LIVED!!!!!!!!, Wether you hate em or love em they r one of the most popular bands ever, amazing guitar riffs and bad ass vocals makes this Nu-Metal band the best band ever

BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE TONIGHT!!!!! LIMP BIZKIT THE FUCKING BEST, FUCK THE REST!

by limpbizkitfan97 July 3, 2011