poo licker

One who is an annoying, spineless, shit talker that cant or wont back up the shit spilling from their cock holster

Dale talks so much shit, I tried to beat his ass but the poo licker took off running

by Drbigbuds July 12, 2007

Devious Lick

It is a trend that originated from social media platform TikTok from around September 2021.

It typically depicts students deliberately vandalising or stealing school property in the school bathroom.

It is essentially theft but for the whole internet to see.

"3 students were arrested in California for attempting the 'Devious Lick Challenge' on TikTok. They deliberately kicked down the toilet stall walls and stole the urinal pads before filling the sink with wet toilet paper."

by Anonymous 3774885 September 22, 2021

Lick the bowl

Licking cum from a woman's vagina after she's had an orgasm.

I like the way you lick the bowl.

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Gar-lick Breath

When a man eats lunch at Olive Garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. After he gets home, he masturbates which makes his penis garlicky. Then he gets a blowjob and it makes the women get garlic breath

Man: Oh honey! You've got gar-lick breath
Women: Sorry

by cambronshinn December 1, 2010

Butthole lickable

When a girl is so hot, you'd easily eat her ass out.

Ryan: OMG! Kylie O. is so fine, she's totally butthole lickable anyday!

by wer[0fu werfojwfud January 17, 2009

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019