Laptop Gangster

White suburban male who live with his momma and makes comments online he would never make in person.

Laptop gangster in action (White suburban boy with manicured lawn) Yo biacth... I grew up in da' hood of minneapolis.

by burkons October 14, 2008

My Laptop

A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.

When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.

by Ms. Fabriz May 10, 2005

School Laptop

Have you ever had a school laptop? No? you're lucky... The School laptop besides being a great drop testing machine is also the currency for buying drugs and gum from school, Make sure to strip the machine before selling and take it to the IT Department and use your one free laptop fix.

Bro you want to sell the copper from your School Laptop

by DADIS D IN ME July 30, 2020

Laptop Lesbian

A woman who can only give voice to her lesbian impulses on-line or via email.

Bonnie's such a tease. She's been sending hot emails to Sandy for weeks, but when they ran into each other at Matt's party, like nothing happened. Bonnie's a total laptop lesbian.

by Marty G. December 10, 2007

Laptop Fucker

One who appreciates the fucking of laptops. A laptop fucker comes under the spectrum of technophiles.

boy 1: "I've recently discovered the joys of penetrating the 'top"

boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"

by tech4ever November 5, 2008

Laptop Gangster

An annoying person online, often in teens, who becomes tough when they get behind a keyboard. They often talk trash, curse, and criticize everyone. But, if they were to see that person in real life, they would probably shit themself. Also, many laptop gangsters live in the suburbs.

Laptop Gangster-"Bring it bitch, i ain't scared of no one. I grew up in the hood pussy."

John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."

by THATS MAH BITCH! April 18, 2010

laptop gazzing

laptop gazzing(lap tawp gaz-zing):The action of staring at one's laptop with no immediate intentions.

Just sitting here laptop gazzing. Can I call you back?

by popdropsnramen August 22, 2010