vietnam landline

When one defecates onto another's chest, then slamming one's hand into the feces making it explode.

"Why's the room covered in shit?"
"John gave Sera a vietnam landline last night."

by JDH656 March 27, 2015

Landmines

A drinking game invented in the heart of Sandy Hook.

Materials you will need: two shot glasses, an abundance of beer cans, a quarter, and quality friends

You start off by filling both shot glasses with beer as you drink your beers on the side. you proceed to spin the quarter allowed to use both hands but after that you must use only one hand to take both shots and retrieve the quarter cleanly! otherwise you go again. But while a quarter is spinning someone else can put an empty can of theirs on top of it and it will stay on the table for the rest of the game and it is the spinners turn again. also as spinner you cannot hit the "landmines" put on the table otherwise you go again. rinse and repeat until wasted

beware Landmines ruins friendships

by Eric Danielson February 24, 2013

Landline

(n.)An individual's personal phone number. Excludes non personal telephone numbers, and social media messaging.

I want your landline so I can personally message you.

by ShottyBum204 April 19, 2018

Land Mine

A guy is eating a girl out and she farts.

(guy)"Mmmmmm You like it when i lick yo pussy..."

(girl)"Oh...OH...OHHH *fart* ..... LAND MINE!"

(guy)"....*vomit*...."

by fantabuloso March 4, 2004

dirty landmines

Dirty landmines are pieces of geese shit

Dirty landmines are suckey

by Armanii Is Cool January 19, 2018

Land mine

This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline

Dude that Land mine gave me stank dick for weeks

by Fucmehjerry April 20, 2018

Land mine

Bombs with a foot fetish

'Bro, I just gave a Land mine a foot job and it came on my leg."

by catwithrabies February 2, 2020