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Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"
by SCL-SL March 5, 2009
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Lumbee

A group of Native American people from Robeson County, North Carolina. With 53,000+ tribally enrolled members, the Lumbee are the 9th largest tribe in America and the largest tribe East of the Mississippi. Their origins are lost in history, although many believe that the Lumbee originate from the Croatan Indians of John White's "Lost Colony" of 1609.
They were recognized as Indians in the Lumbee Act of 1956, but were denied any benefits as a "recognized tribe". They are fighting in Congress for those rights. They were put in the national lime-light with the "Battle at Hayes Pond". They defeated 500 Ku Klux Klansman at Maxton, North Carolina after many racially ignited speeches were given by the Southern leader of the KKK, Jim "Catfish" Cole.
I am a Lumbee Indian.
by William Locklear July 16, 2007
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lumberjacket

What a lumberjack wheres in the devastatingly cold months. Often times has a plaid pattern on it and most definitely has a lining on the inside, it would even keep Jack Frost warm. In fact it's so legit the last person to be seen wearing one was The Most Interesting Man In The World on a lumberjacking mission. It's illegal in 4 states, 3 countries, 2 Australian territories, and the Samoan Islands.
I've gotta get myself one of those lumberjackets, they're sweet!
by Rk4 August 2, 2010
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lumberjack handshake

When two or more bearded men greet each other by gently tugging and/or shaking each others beards.
Jim greeted Bill with a lumberjack handshake .
by RedBeardedDragon March 27, 2017
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lumberton highschool

A crappy school full of white people and over pocs that are not black that say the n word and teachers who care about putting them grades in than there students. Everyone is either pregnant or a virgin no in between. every dude that hangs in the hallway after the bells rings sells drugs and is gonna flunk out. Everyone on the football team is failing and here i am trying my best and still failing. And why is every freshmen girl fighting over a guy who is 5'2, he dont care about you. All the white girls dress the same and all the indian people think they white and vote for Trump. all the black girls are cute. there is a rumor that almost all the cute black guys have DEADLY stds, DO BETTER. and why we got flowers that re in better condition than our books. And why are people with no edges and a spoon shaped head talking about people. YALL NEED TO GRADUATE OR AT LEAST HAVE A PLAN BE GET OUT OF LUMBERTON GET OUT OF THE SUNKEN PLACE
Person: you go to lumberton highschool?
Me: sadly
by Tyrone Kim October 9, 2017
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bone lumber

a larger than average penis
As soon as i penetrated Michelle she said 'my god that's some decent bone lumber.' I was somewhat thrilled with her admiration to say the least.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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lumbriciform

Long and scrawny,resembling an earthworm;vermiform.
(And don't be fooled,this is a real word used by only the most educated people.throw this into a couple of your sentences and people will think you graduated magna cum laude from Yale!;) )
1. While rounding the corner I caught sight of a small,lumbriciform object scuttling into the grass.With a sudden spell of terror I realized it was a rattlesnake.

2.Thought he adored spagetti,little Tommy seemed to have great difficulty maneuvering the lumbriciform noodles into his mouth.

3.The skinny kid had no trouble squeezing his lumbriciform body under the gate.
by ACkiddo February 4, 2008
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