kenyan grandfather rolex

A martial art form using all instinct and characteristics of mother nature and all creatures in the forrest of london and kenya (common strikes) sheep kick,dillo stomp,cucumber chop,and twisty taco sack these moves are often designed to land on the east side of ones flank and are designed to be fatal strike

mr.toratelli:im a black belt in kenyan grandfather rolex
honey bees:yeah yeah tortise slap me on your own time
mr.toratelli:youll regret this
honey bees:lil bitch
mr.toratelli:(beating ass)
honey bees:i apologize guy

by toratelli none the less January 21, 2010

Kenyan Car wash

When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.

" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"

"Sure, does your mom want one too"

" of course!"

by bob the builder199191 August 21, 2009

Jungles of Kenya

a large, unkept, messy, ratty, or otherwise sloppy and/ot messy thatch of hair located anywhere on the human body...usually accompanied by a foul odor.

Murph, have you bush-whacked the jungles of kenya?

by Bonia October 25, 2005

kenya

BE AWARE!! if you hear this name,you shall run!!! Thats all i has to say

*walks up to crowd*
*kenya walks in*
*everyone runs*

by trystan smith March 5, 2019

Kenyan

A person

Look at that Kenyan

by Brolyn December 11, 2017

Kenya

Dummy

Kenya is gay

by Cunt_slayer1400 April 11, 2019

Kenyan tomato pie

The sexual art during which a woman blows bread crumbs down a man's ass cheeks while squishing tomatoes between her boobs, which she later puts behind the man's ears.

After Little Johny got an A+ in all his classes, the student teacher made him stay after class and gave him a Kenyan tomato pie.

by jackiechansfirstwife December 9, 2008