Keyser

Slang for being the most worthless piece of shit imaginable. This type of person couldn’t do less work if they were in a fucking coma. Complains constantly about simple tasks.

That guy hasn’t done shit at work all . All he does is bitch. Man he’s a real Keyser.

by Camo cocked cowboy November 18, 2017

keyslen

Cute asf, fat asf, mean asf, and thick asf

Keyslen is cute,fat,mean and thick asf

by GABREIELLA November 19, 2023

Keyblers

Paripatetic neophyte programmers whose cerebral capacity is dwarfed by their appetite for ephemeral trivia.

Programming students are keyblers of the worst kind.

by SenseiAlphaOne December 3, 2005

Keyseys

Verb that correctly defines multiple kisses. Usually a man will send a text message to his significant other with only the word keyseys; by doing so the man is asking for kisses sometime in the near future. By sending such a text, this is regarded as the most polite way to ask a woman for kisses. May also be used by the woman in a reply of text message to confirm or deny said kisses.

Man: Opens his address book in phone and selects the woman he would like to text. Text reads as follows:

Keyseys?

Woman: Sends a reply to man with text that reads:

Keyseys.

*Note the proper punctuation.*

by B10S September 2, 2010

keysbee

a clutch moment or item in a situation that is key to the advancement of the current event or situation

oh you can start your car without leaving your house? that's keysbee
your house is just down the street from mine, that's keysbee

by chris canzenetti April 2, 2016

keyser soze

A guy who fucks you in the ass under an assumed identity and then disappears forever.

Mandy took in the mud box from a guy she thought was named Mike but turned out he was Keyser Soze.

by The mud box bandit January 10, 2018

keylethed

To utter bugger something up with hilarious consequences

Geez Marisha really Keylethed that one!

by KingP0tato December 6, 2017