Kelvin

Im finna be king of the Pirate!, can't stop wont stop Kelvin.

Aye bro, You Kelvin?, cause you look unstoppable and it feel like you finna be king of the Pirates.

by Kethevin November 23, 2021

Someone with an unbelievably small penis, and still watches Cbeebies at his parents, and is the most Incredibly gayest nigga on planet earth

Kyle: Hey do you see that dude?
Josh: yeah what about him?
Kyle: He's actually such a Kelvin

Josh: Lol yeah that's true

by Tthebigdigboi March 18, 2019

kelvin

Kelvin is god
Kelvin better than anybody
Kelvin is more handsome than u

Don't try to challenge me
U will fuck up

Do u know who is the most handsome guy in the world？
That is kelvin

by Fuck the rules November 22, 2021

The dangerous kelvin tried to bite someone but his teeth could do damage

by Joeypooooo December 24, 2019