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penis jockey

A person who knows how to ride a penis properly.
She rode him like a true penis jockey.
by 1/10 September 3, 2003
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jockeyback

Noun. orig - Irish. To give someone a lift onto your back and run around. AKA Piggyback
Seamus broke his back while giving yer man, Fat Frank, a jockeyback.

I'm fucking langered! Gies a jockeyback to the nightlink.
by BabyFat February 27, 2010
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Rocket Jockey

Person 1: How are you so energetic right now? It's 3AM!
Rocket Jockey: I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Person 2: You're such a rocket jockey... Go to bed!
Rocket Jockey: NEVER! *Throws something at person 2*
Person 2: Son of a bitch!
by Headhunter4277 February 18, 2018
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turd jockey

One who participates in the act of anal intercourse and asshole play whether it be Homo or Hetero sexual play in nature.
"You know, I have just had about enough of Dave's comments about him and his wifes ass capades. Now when I see Dave, I just think to myself-man what a turd jockey and how he can eat with those hands or kiss his mother with that mouth. I Just want to say : Keep the tight wife but hole comments to yourself so I can be ignorant to your anal sexploritory adventures. I mean come on. We still have to spend christmas parties together and I don't want it to get freakin' wierder, so stop!-Please"
by R.L. Allen September 10, 2007
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sausage jockey

Someone who literally likes to ride the sausage of another male.
Oh Yuck, look at that man riding that guys sausage dude.
by Lousy August 29, 2003
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cock jockey

Someone who bounces up and down on a penis with similar enthusiasm of that of a jockey riding a horse. Usually used to describe a homosexual male.
No you can't fuck me vigorously in the ass, What do you think I am some kinda cock-jockey.
by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005
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Computer Jockey

Anyone that uses a computer for their job or is overly zealous in their personal use of said computer.
All the computer jockeys in the building need to log off of the server.
by mark3237 October 15, 2010
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