jeezeous

a cross between jeeze and jesus. The best word ever created to express a surprised and astonished feeling. Used as a superior term to either word and possibly the best in existence.

Person 1: My friend ate 80 carrots!
Person 2: Jeezeous

by lollyman2579 September 3, 2021

phat jeezy

The title given to someone who smokes the marijuana and is currently in the process of making copious amounts of marijuana laced edibles.

Fuh real dawg, even Lil' VRRM Industry Nate (Voracious Rectal Reefer Mogul) agreed that Michael was definitely the Phat Jeezy when he saw the size of the RiceCrunky Treats™ pan he was operating on!

by MuscleNoodle April 14, 2017

o jeez rick

What morty always says when he's acting like a little bitch and tries to ask rick to do something to SAVE HIS LITTLE DUMBASS

"o jeez rick, this seems really dangerous"

by PICKLRICK June 19, 2018

Double-Jeez

A step up from a Single-Jeez, but not as extreme as a Triple-Jeez. Used as a reactionary phrase to otherwise controversial or extreme subject matter.

person A: "Dude I totally had a little boy so I could get a settlement out of the catholic church"
person B: "Oh..." "That's a double-jeez"

by Rilzdahboy April 17, 2019

Mango Jeez

A sigma/Scrimblo half breed with a direct hereditary Linkage to the Founding Scrimblo Male. Blesses the people with his Majesty and perfect sublime skill in everything through the Mango Jeez Channel. Many People have tried to come into contact with him yet none have succeeded Probably because he has superpowers and bronze age greek god muscles. He built the base on modern civilisation himself and was recognised to the point that god wrote a chapter about him in the Bible. He created Star wars on his brunch break in a coffee shop and continues to claim royalties on the brand whilst also approving really bad screenplays to annoy all the original trilogy and prequel fans because this brings him a lot of pleasure. He created George lucas in a laboratory. Likes Mangoes and cheese. Created everything you ever loved all the world still believes his illusion. Is also the Founding Titan.

Is that Mango Jeez o wait why is there a nut in my mouth

by GodJeez February 24, 2022

oh jeez

An expression made when disappointed over something.

Oh jeez, will you look at the time? I gotta go!

by TRH (a.k.a. The Rebecca Hunter) October 28, 2003

Jeezi

Jesus, plural.

Often used in many areas of the ghetto.

"The many Jeezi flocked to the fields to keep dem flocks n' check"

by PurpleBird March 31, 2004