Israel tactic

A underhanded provocation tactic.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.

Cleetus: Throws rocks at protected animal
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!

by Evi1M4chine September 21, 2025

Israeled

Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.

Israel has Israeled the Palestinians for 75 years.

by The Dialectical Marxist March 11, 2024

Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.

Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?

by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023

Israeled

When a country is in need of technical assistance often for the purpose of saving lives Israel will dispatch specialized help in order to aid them.

Turkey was Israeled last July when The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) Homefront Command dispatched the 150-person search-and-rescue team to Adana to help rescue and assist earthquake victims there.

by anonymous June 3, 2024

Israel

What is the meaning of the name Israel

Is that your name Israel

by anonymous January 20, 2025

israel

poop

israel is being defined as my big goofy poop in the toilet

by urmomisafatty March 22, 2024

Reverse-Israel

noun/verb

When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,

so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space

noun: "Ah, my lunchbox is in your spot - lemme do a Reverse-Israel."

verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.

by Cap'n Tinwhistle June 5, 2024