Iowa City

If you havent been here for a Hawkeye game, or spent a weekend at the bars, you know nothing of it..... Iowa City has the biggest bar in the Big 10, and is renowned everywhere in the midwest. beware though, the 5-0 are a bunch of a$$holes, and because there's so much fun and underage drinking, they employ QUITE a force. If you're getting drunk downtown just remember to wear your sleeves long so they (cops) cant see your lack of wristband. Other than that there are 40,000 kids ready for whatever and Playboy Magazine nominated Burge Residential dorm the top 10 places to get laid in America in 95. if you can keep your head on straight and balance a lot of fun with hard work, you'll be 'A' okay.. if not... you'll probably drop out, but not before the best semester of your life....

blasted, f-ed up, smashed, herky, liberal iowa, homefront, Iowa City is the greatest place.... in the midwest

by Houlo October 8, 2005

Iowa City

iowa city were its okay to drink a lot but its better to be an alcoholic. with so many bars how can you not always be drunk. fac really come on that just means get drunk after class pass out for a few hours and wake up and do it up again. the magic bus...well need i say more... IC and be summed up as the greatest place ever. no hurricans can ever happen, and even if they did, we would probably all be too damn drunk to noice...well unless our beer wasnt cold.
dont knock it before you try it, you'll love it.

21 shots for you birthday..alright sweet
21 pitchers oh no those are gone get an other card what your on cared 25 and there are only 10 people drinking them dude alright new record.. iowa city is a beer drinkers heaven.

by LND September 28, 2005

Iowa hot tub

It is when one ejaculates in the bellybutton of another and then takes a finger and swirls it around then the finger is licked clean.

Keeley was so very hungry so she asked Tommy boy to feed her out of the Iowa hot tub

by Steelman696969 August 31, 2016

Iowa Cornhusker

Stick a husk of corn into a girl's vagina and proceed to peel the husk off. Once it is off you eat the corn from the cob and then use it as a dildo. (Why this is funny, I'll never know.)

Last night i gave my girl an Iowa Cornhusker, now she has a disease.

by w0wzerz February 26, 2009

Iowa Overpass

When a guy is having sex with a girl in a car, he hits her in the back of the head and knocks her out. He then takes a shit in the car, puts on the emergency flashers, lights the emergency flares outside of the car, and runs behind a boulder and watches for people to stop and see the utter shame within the parked automobile, all the while laughing like an excited school girl.

I pulled off an amazing Iowa overpass last weekend in my girlfriend's '85 Ford Toyota, which has 1200 pounds of torque with each sensual thrust of the piston.

However, the trial for assault and emotional damages will surely ruin me.

by George D'Sangeles January 21, 2009

Iowa City

Iowa City is town of about 70,000 permanent residents plus another 30,000 when school is in session. It is known best for being the original capital of the state of Iowa and for the University of Iowa. In years past it was one of the biggest party towns in America, but recent anti-drinking laws, the closing of many downtown bars, and an increase in law enforcement has dramatically changed the culture, especially for underage drinkers. Venues, exempt from some drinking ordinances have been springing up to fill the void left by the bars and have caused growth in the music, art, and live entertainment scene. Iowa City was also named a Unesco City of Literature in 2008. Football season can be fun or awful, depending on whether you like large drunk crowds, but there are many other collegiate, amateur, and professional athletic events such as cycling, cross-county skiing, basketball and others going on year round.

Iowa City draws a lot of its population and culture from Chicago, so if you go there be prepared to talk about the Cubs. Also, bikes and pedestrians rule the streets; it's best not to drive within the city.

Dude:What's the best place to live in Iowa?
Grrl: Uh, Des Moines.
Dude: Really?

Grrl: No. Iowa City, dummy.

Foreigner: America isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Iowan:Seriously? Where have you visited?
Foreigner: Iowa City
Iowan: Oh, I see. America Lite. Just wait until you see what it's like down south.

by 6Durty-Dawg9 January 21, 2011

iowa outlaws

A Iowa Softball team that plays in a lot of tournaments. They never back down from a struggle in the game. They never give up and will push the on. They have the best sportsmanship. They are kind and a diverse group of people. There are many different age groups like 12U, 10U, 14U and many more.

Those Iowa outlaws are really good softball players!

by [e-mail] November 13, 2016