calmar iowa

A Boring ass alcoholic hillbilly town south of Decorah. It is the most boring place on earth there is nothing to do there except get drunk, stoned or just leave town!!! Never come to this town unless you intend to become lame like everyone else from calmar!!!

Do you want to become a lifeless asshole!! Move to calmar iowa!!

by Eatalottapuss January 24, 2017

Iowa Vicegrip

When a man is grinding his boner into his girls butt cheeks and she clenches and squeezes your nut sack into her crack and pulls away and you cant break free.

Last night, my wife gave me an Iowa Vicegrip. Now, my nuts are super sore.

by swiggityswooty23 March 10, 2023

Iowa Lot

A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023

Centerville Iowa

Where normis and shit heads kick off their boots and relax while the women are of gobbling dicks, dont forget about the meth problem;)

Centerville Iowa is SHIT

by Cpt. Dickram July 25, 2017

melbourne iowa

A place that is in the middle of no where. where people wave to other people for no reason. It is kind and like Marshalltown Iowa.

Person 1 where do you live?
Person 2 Melbourne Iowa
Person 1 Where the Hell is that?
Person 2 15 minutes from Marshalltown Iowa
Person 1 and where’s that?
Person 2 Screw It I live in a Town

by Immabeatperson June 20, 2018

Iowa bowtie

When a woman shits on a mans chest and continues to sit up and down multiple times, thus spreading the excrement with her butt cheeks in the shape of a bowtie.

After Sara and Alan had anal sex, Sara gave him an Iowa bowtie after Alan gave Sara a "chilidog".

by Frank Manwhore Rizzo February 11, 2019

Iowa Touchdown

In football, when a team scores 7 points with 2 safeties and a field goal (likely from squandering great field position from a turnover forced by their defense)

Iowa beat South Dakota St. by scoring an Iowa Touchdown

by BobBobbyBob September 3, 2022