Woody Invite

When you don’t get invited to the party by your bestie

Were you invited? No I got a woody invite

by The Chainsaw chronicles December 22, 2022

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No invite!

Not given an invite to a group function. Usually because of character flaw by the inviter rather than non invitee.

Justin was given the classic no invite! by perceived friends. He recognized the problem was them and not him. He didn’t want invite anyway.

by Gandalf30 September 11, 2022

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Amish Invite

A hole that the bearded boyfriend noticed for the first time in your girfriends pants.

"I have a hole in my pants honey, I can't go out like this." "Looks like an Amish Invite to me, blow out the lantern.."

by Ian Vi. February 28, 2024

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When someone is invited to something on an underlying circumstance. Meaning the person additionally invited was not originally invited. Could also be considered a “pity invite.” Is usually close to last minute and aimed at lessening the cost of the trip for people already going. Always decline the invites as a sign of asserting dominance—if you weren’t originally invited then your presence isn’t truly desired.

“Do you want to go to the beach house with all of us next weekend? Two of the eight people backed out, so we have two extra spots”

“Idk man, sounds like a circumstantial invite.”

by I love this website February 19, 2025

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mad invite

exp. Said in a drawn-out bogan accent alongside a 'gnarly' hand sign to indicate desire to join in or initiate in one's recreational activity (typically a smoke). This takes place primarily in bathrooms but has no parameters as to where it can occur.

Person 1: "I gotta go piss lowk"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll go as well"
Person 3 : *throwing up gnarly hand sign🤙*, 'mad invite!' directed at Person 1 and 2.

Person 1: "Fine." (Person 3 joins)

by qbriel March 30, 2025

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