The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito February 23, 2005
Get the Florida Sloth Insertion mug.A forseeable event in which the nature is so severe that the victims penis feels it is about to invert at the moment the particular event occurs.
Guy 1: I've got a penis inversion coming up tonight, she said she was disappointed and needed to talk to me.
Guy 2: Shit, I'm gonna make sure im at least 300 feet away at the time of impact as I value the functions of my penis.
Guy 2: Shit, I'm gonna make sure im at least 300 feet away at the time of impact as I value the functions of my penis.
by Teen Reject October 2, 2005
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occurs when bowel movement is so tremendous that the anus is literally popped inside out, akin to a nig outie-belly button.
Sorry about all the blood in your bathroom, gay lover, but i had one hell of a nig inversion in there, and i believe my butthole is irreconcilable.
by Bad Shamone January 16, 2011
Get the nig inversion mug.The act of making a choice that leads one to a place they didn't expect. Frequently associated with driving, similar to "getting lost", but without the negative connotation.
by lapetitemere August 13, 2011
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It is possible that you and the people around you will get wet if trying to use one.
It is possible that you and the people around you will get wet if trying to use one.
by Remi32 November 11, 2013
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"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"
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Ryan was cooking up the last of his refrigerator's veggies, which had grown wilted and blah; wanting to save money and keep flavor, he created an inventionation that de-wilted them and reduced them back to full flavor and umami: using a wine vacuum, a handle-less lid, spray bottle tip, grape seed oil, vitamin C, and crushed chlies.
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