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intelligent design

Irreducible complexity, defined by imbeciles that spend meaningless lives selling half-truths and whole lies to anyone that still wants God in classrooms. The closest thing to a legitimate argument for intelligent design is pointing out flaws in the current theory of evolution. I.D. by definition is not and can never be science, because it is based upon an element beyond human understanding creating life. The scientific method can't be applied, because it's not a "scientific theory" that can be tested or something for which evidence can be collected, only a "theory" that people believe based upon their own understanding of the issue.
Intelligent design is almost like science, without the science part. But it sure got popular fast
by the epitome of greatness July 6, 2008
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US intelligence

An oxymoron (phrase that describes something that doesn't actually exist)
When was the last time you saw ANY evidence of US intelligence - George Bush, Britney Spears, Monica Lewinsky? I rest my case.
by clairem April 21, 2007
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intelligence

Intelligence is correlated to the ability to adapt to different environments and circumstances. The higher the intelligence, the easier it is to deal with ambiguity, incomplete information, and to make intuitive leaps in logic that turn out to be productive and right. The lower the intelligence, the less likely it is to adapt to change and the less likely it is for that organism to be successful in the new and changing environment.
Democrat politicians tend to lack the ability to deal with ambiguous information, to make correct intuitive generalizations, and therefore seem to lack the basic intelligence needed to adapt and survive. This is why the Democrat party is slowly losing favor due in large part to a failure to deal effectively with changes taking place in the political landscape, and this failure to adapt is directly correlated to the general lack of intelligence demonstrated by Democrats.
by Dr. Rogers March 7, 2005
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intelli-roused

I was completely intelli-roused by Johnny's calculating brain...that is until I realized he couldn't take care of himself (ie. cook, clean, exercise)
by intelli-rousednomore August 31, 2013
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intelliboner

noun: a literal and/or figurative boner produced by a person's wit and intelligence.
Being passionately intelligent is apparently a huge turn on for me...a girl was talking about her interest in her field of study and went pretty deep into it, all of the sudden, "wait? I'm hard? What is this? An intelliboner?"

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by BetheBear November 14, 2013
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intellicist

When whiny little bitches who are so lost in Political correctness can not have an intellectual conversation without feeling butthurt
Me: "If the N-Word is negative, by logic, non should use it, but if its positive all should be able to use it"

Idiot: "No you can't you are not the same color skin"

Me: "So based on your argument I need to be black in order to have a pass to use the word Nigga in a positive way? isn't that racist"

Idiot: Na cause thats racist

Me: "What are you! an intellicist"
by Eddie Broadway July 12, 2015
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Intelligence signalling

To broadcast or telegraph that you are more intelligent than you actually are by attempting to educate people and provide unsolicited advice under the guise of helping them.

Includes an element of virtue signalling as the goal is both to dominate by making yourself appear smarter and more virtuous in juxtaposition to the receiver or audience.

The intention (as well as virtue-signalling 'helpful' advice) is to self-level-up and often to make it seem like you have more knowledge in a given field. Since you often target someone more specialized or experienced than you are your advice is either common knowledge, making you appear like a douchebag in the eyes of the receiver, or it is made up bullshit.
My mistake was when Joe asked me how my marketing business was going and I said 'slow'. For the next hour he was intelligence signalling useless advice. The only thing I learned in that hour was how little he knows about marketing.
by mogydee June 16, 2020
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