Index

To be radical or amazing. May also refer to a person understanding gen z lingo as in knowing the index.

The stars were index last night.
He’s so index.

by Mr Index August 22, 2025

Stasis index

A measure of unmerited popularity of a new band. It is defined by the following formula:

# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)

The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.

"Yo dude, you hear about this band Stasis?"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"

by redfish November 5, 2012

Fartapeutic index

-(noun)-with ref to sugar-alcohol-based artificial sweeteners; The difference in quantity between enough to result in the proband's uncontrolled production of foghorn-volumed flatulence, and the quantity which results in his making fizzy gravy.

Fartapeutic index of erythritol-high; FI of maltitol- dangerously low. Empirical data re the latter are published within the Amazon customer reviews of "sugar free jelly bears", the conclusion of the most authoritative of which reads "Jesus, my poor ringpiece".

by Azenath69 February 15, 2022

pro index

In favour of indexing

Rather than an unordered list opt for pro index.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

Cage Index

A unit of measurement for how big of a fuckboi a guy is. It is measured by the number of Nicolas Cage memes are sent in response to gross or inappropriate messages or images before they stop responding.

This guy that was messing with me was gross. He was a 6 on the Cage Index.

by kevinchong January 12, 2017

therians index

The therians index is a judgment of a society's social liberalism based on how likely you are to see a therian in public.

"Broh, the therians index is cooked, Central NY, and not one therian. shits bad man"

by nksbfgvwebfbquusdnw April 15, 2025

Index-Pinky Scratch

The index-pinky scratch is a ball scratching technique that involves only using your index and pinky finger to scratch your ballsack. Using the hand that you pee with, you fold the middle & ring finger downwards, leaving only the index, pinky and thumb sticking out. Then you reach for the bottom of your ballsack and start dragging your index and pinky upwards, slowly and intensely. This method targets the itchy area much more effectively with needle-like precision. Note that this only works best with moderate-long nails.

I used the index-pinky scratch technique to soothe my itchy balls and have never felt better.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 22, 2022