When a girl is about as tall as the waist of a guy. The height of both people is thus ideal for blow jobs.
Person A: My girlfriend is so small, she has the ideal blowjob height!
Person B: Sweet! I always wanted a girl with a ibjh
Person B: Sweet! I always wanted a girl with a ibjh
by PCFF April 14, 2011
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by TheGoddessMaria October 31, 2009
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by CoachRiley August 10, 2009
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The effect of not having any clue of what is going on, or what is happening. May also be a reference to inquire one's ability to think.
by The Cynical One March 20, 2009
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