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n. New device from Apple that Steve Jobs must have been working on because he whispered it to his doctor.

............................
I want to get me an iDead.

That's a terrible joke. Steve Jobs was a saint.
iDead by gnostic1 October 8, 2011
Words you can keep
iDead now, get it?
iDead by AppleiAnon October 6, 2011
A term used for when one's IPod crashes suddenly without reason.
Hey, dude, my IPod just got IDead.
IDead by Jamie/baka January 29, 2009
An outstandingly stupid idea, which usually leads to somebody dieing.
"Well that was a terrible idead."
idead by Bad Luck January 17, 2008

Ideas Guy 

Someone who thinks that game development involves telling a bunch of coders, modelers and writers what to do as if they were a movie director. Usually shows up on various game-related forums and says they have an idea for a game or mod that they need help with. Most don't directly refer to themselves as an Ideas Guy.
Some Dude: Okay, I thought up this AWESOME idea for a game, and I'll need a modeler, mapper, programmer, writer and music composer to pull it off.

Some Other Dude: Lemme guess, you'll be the ideas guy?
Ideas Guy by Dr Face Doctor March 27, 2011

Idea Chameleon 

One who adopts something trending with the intention of impressing others.
OMG WHY IS LUKE SUCH AN IDEA CHAMELEON?!?!?!?
Idea Chameleon by ChrissyT123 September 28, 2013
A stupid fucking test created by some old common core assfag who didn't have enough dicks to spare. Iready is commonly used as a form of child torture in the US education system. When a student hears the word "Iready", the only way for them to survive is to bend down and submit to their teacher's desires.
"Bro, what are we doing in math?"
"I heard we are doing iready!"
"Shit, time to lubricate my asshole."
iready by AidsCentral June 9, 2018
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