islander

lesbian.

a reference to the island of lesbos, where sappho lived

Woman: She's cute, but I don't think she's an islander. Why do I always go for the straight chicks?

by Shan L November 8, 2005

the icelandic dynamic duo

A variation of the common Shocker, in which the pinky finger is inserted into the anus while the ring and middle finger penetrate the vagina. The Icelandic Dynamic Duo is made unique by the fact the hand is first soaked in ice water.

"You'd be amazed at how fast you can wake a woman up by using the Icelandic Dynamic Duo."

by The Mighty Philgamesh September 28, 2008

icelandic skull mining

Skull Fucking a girl (or guy) in both eye sockets.

Never try icelandic skull mining, kids. It's very cruel to do to blind people.

by Thumpster February 7, 2008

Iceland Cracker

To throw up into ones genital area.

"Woah nelly, you just gave me an iceland cracker. BITCH!"

by Raul Casablancas May 28, 2006

Iceland

A druid on your father’s side 800 years ago was involved in a fantastic scandal where he stole the first born child of everyone in the region of Gaul and put them on a ship to a far away island. They were told to create a society of volcano people who loved to lay about in hot tubs and sing A cappella Viking hymns. That place is Iceland, and your DNA indicates that if you were to ever reproduce with someone there, it would most likely be a cousin (with disastrous results). There is no shame in sterilization.

Don't go to Iceland, go to Greenland instead.

by itreb ekim September 2, 2014

Islander

a small minded person, usually from the island of Prince Edward.

Being an islander is the reproduction from the mating of two genetically related parents, which can increase the chances of offspring being affected by recessive or deleterious traits. This generally leads to a decreased fitness of a population, which is called inbreeding depression.

People who like to talk about everyone else but themselves;
Gossip whores
Liberals who steal legally

A premier who likes chicks with dicks

Ghiz is an islander.
Islanders like Ghiz

Ghiz likes an islander dick in his mouth.

by Ghizlikesdick March 6, 2011

Asian Long Islander

Asian Long Islander is the term used for those that are both Asian and from Long Island. They usually don't know their place in society and wish they were white. Their accent is messed up because it is a mixture of an annoying Long Island Accent and a weird Asian accent.

She looks Asian but sounds weird. She must be an Asian Long Islander

by Brian 33 May 25, 2006