iPod Ignorance

When someone is listening to their iPod instead of enjoying nature.

"Dude, look at that guy taking a walk in the park with his iPod on!"
"Totally man, he's full of iPod ignorance!"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009

Blissful Ignorance

Being able to totally enjoy a situation while knowingly putting off something else.

and Craig said , oh i totally forgot to order your shirt because i was Embossed in the conversation.That was " Blissful Ignorance" on my part , My Bad....

by Mastress September 7, 2009

California ignorance

Uninformed perceptions of other states that California residents have.

I wasn't surprised that someone like Nebraska would dress like that, but maybe it's just my California ignorance shining through.

by Fred Riahi June 1, 2006

greed hatred and ignorance stew

.see George W. Bush

"sublimiminimaniminal"
"it's amazing i won. i was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency"

by Colon Power May 22, 2004

tube of ignorance

The place you are sucked into when you listen to people who dont know what the heck there talking about.

I cant believe I married this guy , I've been sucked into the tube of ignorance!

by Lynn Skipper January 8, 2004

Toxic Ignorance

The willful and blatant disregard for facts and/or people presenting those facts. Especially in a way that would demean those trying to present it.

"Hey man, if you experience instant euphoria from having a single drink of alcohol, then it might be time to go to rehab"

response: "fuck you! why do you gotta be negative all the time? who makes YOU the expert??"

"oh boy, seems like we found another example of Toxic Ignorance"

by MrMoron June 25, 2019

Selective Ignorance

Claiming to not know about a subject in order to avoid a task or questions on said subject.

"Eli, get in here and do your math homework!"
"Dad, I don't know how to do subtraction with regrouping."
"Oh yes you do. Don't play the selective ignorance card with me."

by Big Mo 61 August 2, 2012