backdoor houdini

When your girl sits in the back seat and jerks you off while you drive

Canlin said hey Bro last night onmy way home my bitch gave me a backdoor houdini

Tent said nice bro

Jerking off while driving secretly

by Averagepennis December 11, 2018

The Houdini

a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and spit on her back jerking off all the while, you must time it right so when she turns around thinking the love making is over, you cum right in her face!

***sometimes also known as the second gunman***

The name is directly derived from the great magically magical Harry Houdini!

concerned co-worker what happened to your eye janine?

janine oh, that shit stain of a boyfriend gave me the houdini at point blank range.

by karl hungus February 7, 2005

backwards houdini

A Backwards Houdini is when you spit on a chicks back so she thinks you came, and then when she turns around and you explode in her face!

Did you hear? Pavo gave Danielson pink eye by pulling a backwards houdini on him.

by dDoctor April 12, 2010

Houdini Surprise

Following 'doggy-style' sex, before climax the male spits on the girls back. When she turns around the male ejaculates all over her face. The male then throws his hands up in the air and screams "SURPRISE!"

Sean gave his girl the 'ol Houdini Surprise last night

by Flynn[VTX] November 29, 2003

Houdini Rider

Although the main definition for Houdini is the rapid spit and coming technique, the other known one involves having anal sex, to then pull out and be quickly replaced by a partner. You then run in front of her, and start dancing, causing a magical sensation.
The Houdini Rider is a mixture between Riding the Bull, and Houdini, as your friend is then to hold on to her as long as possible. If the female is too drunk to even notice you magically appeared in front of her, you are to trigger this by screaming something out to make her pull out.

Hey (to friend), you want to try out the Houdini Rider on Jane tonight?
Hell yeah! I bet I can beat your 23 second record.

by qk December 28, 2007

Houdini'd

When out with a group of your buddies you 'escape' or 'eject', early and without warning to get home 'on time' or because you're too loaded, on a trip back from the bathroom or by sneaking out a side or back door.

"Where the hell is Grease?" "Haven't seen him for a while. He was so gooned, he must have Houdini'd."

by 🐍 April 23, 2014

houdiism

The religious practice which involves regular invocations of "houdisms" (see related entry) and illogical, irrelevant actions in general.

Adjective: houdiist, houdist

Related word: houdism

I must mention "society" 30% of the time as part of my daily regime as a practioner of houdiism.

by Emily Houdi April 10, 2003