homeless romantic

Homeless romantic

fantasizing becoming homeless

people who are homeless romantics are probably huge dream kinnies or a dream stan idk

person A: "why the fuck would you want to be homeless?"
person B: "to fulfill my homeless romantic fantasies"
person A: "wait isn't it hopeless romantic?"
person B: "how fucking dare you compare those two homeless romantic is definitely better"
person A: "i don't even want to ask"

by candula July 10, 2021

Homeless Hair

Someone with hair so long and uncared for that it makes them look homeless

Hey, look over there it's Ethan and his homeless hair

by The most special special June 26, 2023

Homeless Jew

A grown man still living in his parents house.

This one girl I was dating asked me what I meant by Homeless Jew, so I told her. A Homeless Jew is a grown man still living at his parents house. Xavier is a Homeless Jew.

by Chang Qou May 28, 2018

Homeless Hotdog

Cumming on a hotdog and then proceeding to throw it at a homeless person.

Hey let’s give that hobo a homeless hotdog

by Aa56 April 6, 2021

homeless cereal

Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.

"Hey, the homeless cereal is 2 cents cheaper per ounce than the Cheerios. Let's get that!"

by Cheeriho May 12, 2021

sexually homeless

Someone who can't or doesn't want to settle down into a relationship.

Sally is sexually homeless

by WorkVitamins April 25, 2010

homeless person

1. A person who has lost their livelihood due to some unfortunate circumstance in their life (usually ASSUMED to be drug-related), and no longer has a home.

2. A politically-correct, "vanilla", description of someone who has been kicked on their ass by a narcissistic society.

3. Something that wouldn't exist if people ACTUALLY cared about people other than themselves.

Passer-by 1: Hey, look at that homeless person over there! Must be a crackhead!

Passer-by 2: Hey I've seen her before...she used to work down at the homeless shelter before they closed down!

by Squiggly May 8, 2013