Hootentaguen

Derived from the Germanic mouthfull of hard conconents Hootentaguen replaces several English language slang uses of most of our common swear/profaniy words. Initially presented to our 5 year old grandson in order to steer him away from using the phrase; "What the Hell" then eemxpanded to include Fuck, shit, cock-sucker, bitch, punk, and most recently, Republican and Democrat.

Hootentaguen a verb expressing joyous amazement, as well as ridicule or scorn, As in:
Can you explain to me which candidates a right winger and which is a lefty Snowflake? Asked the girl. Ricky replied, beats me, they're both hootentaguen as far as I can tell. Hootentaguen

by AzzWhole#12&3 August 24, 2021

Hortense

Bilingual in Russian, she is the smartest girl in her class. Is specially attracted to flute players and guys younger than her. She lives in the gettho but has survived thanks to her faith. She knows more drug dealers than baker because she is a fucking gangsta. She also has a twin sister that she murdered a few years ago out of jealousy. Overall she is a weird ass bitch

Hortense is such a great person

by LisB November 22, 2021

hofter

A damn fine man who has sexual relations with all of his friends mothers. This person(s) in particular is just of a certain breed. He dreams but doesn't sleep because his time "sleeping is spent with his friend's mothers.

"Don't call Trae a bitch, he fucks all y'all moms, he a hofter"

by damnskippyboy April 7, 2022

hortensius

To seek and find wisdom wherever you can find it

Hortensius is a lost dialogue of Cicero, in it he contemplates the best use of ones free time, to philosophy. To seek and find wisdom and knowledge wherever you may come upon it. And to cherish it.

by Bob Saggit’s Uncle January 27, 2023

Hootened

Sore from the gym after years of no exercise, and excessive drinking.

Bro, I'm so Hootened I'm calling in sick today!

by bng.rods July 25, 2023

Hortense

The most beautiful name for the most beautiful girl. She is humble and kind and super hilarious and amazing. She is soooooooo funny like you have no idea and soooooo pretty and stunning and generous. If you know an hortense you should probably be kissing her feet right now.

Wow you donated all of your life savings to charity and got recruited to model for vogue and are going on tour for your netflix comedy special? That's so hortense of you!

by hbeaudel February 18, 2025

Horten Hears Ahoo

When 2 gay mice have even gayer sex. P̵̧̛̬͖̱̂̍̀̏̀̏̒̏̑͗̈́̕͠͝ē̴̡̖͙̣̜̪̃̈́́͗͐̾̊n ̛͙̞͍̫̤̘͓̹͇̄͋̃̏͝ͅi̶̝͍̟͙̭̮̺̟͙̔͒̓̈́š̶͎̾̈͂͐ ̨̡̞̗̱̮̳̘̹̪͈͂̽P̴̘͆ê̶̡̼̣̯̈̔̈́͂̑͊͂́̅͘͝ě̵̱̹͓͇̀P ̢͈̤̬̯̖̲̲͙̥̳̺̝͂̍͆ͅe ̡̢͍̦̰̰͇͚̤͂̂̈́̅̀̍̒͝é̴͇̪̰̙̹̖͕̳͉̈͒̾̋͜͜ͅ

Ayo what then mice doin shorty? They be Horten Hears Ahoo dawgy.

by Imgay4ween July 13, 2025