Hiprocrank

A Red Sock fan who trashes Yankee players.

Red Sock fans making fun of David Wells being fat tub of lard when he is a Yankee, but, now he is a Red Sock they deny they ever said things like that!

by Curt Schilling February 18, 2005

HOppointment

Making an appointment to have sex with your Ho.

Hey girl, when can you pencil me in your schedule for a HOppointment?

by GlazeHer June 12, 2014

hoprom

Short for "hopeless romantic". A person, usually male, who wishes to find love and get married and has saved himself for marriage, but has been incapable of achieving this goal.

Jeff is never lucky with the ladies, looks like he's going to be a hoprom for a while longer.

by Luckevi March 15, 2023

hopdoodle

an overly Idiosyncratic person that you wish would just leave you alone

Charlie is such a hopdoodle, why can't he just leave me alone

by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017

hopochie

A buff or muscular Hoochie

Man, my hopochie is so buff I can't even deal.

by BlahBlahWordsf August 9, 2017

Horompous

Horrible

Forget all about those horompous idiots

by Enickrid October 22, 2017

Hopportunity

When you give a Soviet scientist a chance to drive away and he has to come crawling back because his 7-foot monster friend knows he talked.

Jim Hopper: I'M GIVING HIM A HOPPORTUNITY!
Joyce Byers: Jim, he's started the car, and I'm pretty sure he's driving away!

by Max-i-mooo July 7, 2019