hibertz

A condition where someone does not go out in public, or acts in an anti-social way. Derived from hibernation.

Miguel: is Kristen going out tonight? Charles: Nope, she's got the hibertz!

by polygon January 13, 2005

Hibernation Semen Sickness

Related to Kyoto Solo. Hibernation Semen Sickness is what your partner feels and experiences after you have given them a Kyoto Solo. The effects do pass in time.

Dude 1 - "You gave her a Kyoto Solo ?. Man, did she get HSS (Hibernation Semen Sickness) ?"
Dude 2 - "Oh yeah. Her sight came back pretty quicky though."

by Julio Mandell April 19, 2011

hilerrible

A joke that is terrible but funny
A joke made in bad taste

hilerrible examples:

I made a chemistry joke earlier but i didn't get a reaction.
At that point I realized all the good chemistry jokes argon

what's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve!

by drag00n365 August 1, 2012

hibernation mode

Used to describe long periods of sleep (usually 12 hours+) following a long, hard or stressful day and/or making up for lost sleep

Sorry I didn't get your message. I havnt slept for shit all week, I passed out round 10 and went into hibernation mode till 11 the next morning.

by SevenEvils October 22, 2015

hibernation bear

A girl who goes into hiding during winter because she hates the cold so much. You won't see her until spring comes and she's finally shaved her legs.

Ashley is my little hibernation bear from October until May.

by sly foxy December 20, 2016

hibertexting

The progressive form of the verb "hibertext"
An act involving an individual who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl whom they are interested in.

I haven't seen or heard from Benny since he started hibertexting Daisy 5 months ago.

by anonymous July 26, 2017

Hierfroh

The joy of being here, exactly where you are.

Hierfroh

by psudo-v November 14, 2018