Heber

A fast worthy God of a gentleman that acts like a jock but is a very funny person to hang out with and can prove he is the fastest by his godly speed like speed

Heber is the one that would be anyone in a race

by Worthy speed October 3, 2023

Hebephilia

A sexual orientation that represents romantic and sexual attractions to the older children, or adolescents if you want, within the ages of 11-15 years, peaking at 13 year olds.

Since most countries practice a 16 year old age of consent, children older than 15 becomes irrelevant in this regard.

The picture has been used as a symbol of Hebephilia.

by 3d5jllppgaydunerboogers October 16, 2023

Heber Creeper

Deliberate mounting of a man within the city limits of Heber City, Utah. Riding commences slowly and with intense eye contact. Best performed between the hours of 5 and 11pm.

Did you hear the news? Billy Bob got the Heber Creeper from Sally Ann last night down by the creek.

by llcmonkey April 13, 2024

Heber Donkey

A legendary, chaos-driven creature known to roam the wilds of Heber Valley—veraciois in appetite, energy, and mischief w the occasional offspring of many mammals. Equal parts menace and myth, it charges through fields and mountains alike, leaving behind laughter, confusion, and the occasional questionable decision.

Often referring to a tight-knit brotherhood of lovable degenerates—fueled by deep belly laughs, strong drinks, and zero regard for consequences.

Martha, our virgin calf just Heber Donkey’d.

Alright Brady, I grab balls.. but in a playful way

Jesus Roy, you Heber Donkey’d the shit out of that tequila bottle!!

by Jordan from March 21, 2026

Hebewism, hebeUwism, hebewisM

Hebewism, hebeUwism, hebewisM

Hebewism, hebeUwism, hebewisM

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Hebert

To enthusiastically (and often hilariously) share obscure trivia, historical tidbits, or philosophical musings—usually in an offbeat way that entertains others, even unintentionally. Often accompanied by quirky food preferences and nostalgic references to past hairstyles or beach-town living.

“During dinner, she totally Heberted us with a 10-minute breakdown of the origins of forks—while refusing to eat anything with onions.”

“We were just talking about movies, but then he Heberted the whole table into a debate about existentialism.”

by Boston _Tea Party September 5, 2025

Hebejeebies

1. When you don’t trust someone because their accent makes you believe they speak Hebrew but they swear they aren’t Israeli.

2. When something happens and the explanation doesn’t make sense and you believe Israel is involved.

3. Another way to say you think something is a conspiracy/conspiracy theory specifically involving Israel and or Hebrew speaking people.

Other possible spellings: Hebejebes, Hebegeebees, Hebegebes

I don’t trust that guy, he said he is from Jordan but he has a weird accent. Dude gives me the Hebejeebies.

Dude! That hot French chick wants to go home with me but I don’t know, she kinda gives me the Hebejeebies. She might be a Honey Pot.

The Charlie Kirk fedslop official narrative doesn’t make any sense. This whole situation gives me the Hebejeebies.

by FulanIbnFulan December 24, 2025