humphie

the description of acting as a humph

humph --> being rude and obnoxious with murderous tendencies

"Jomaa was acting like a humphie last night when he killed Sylvia in 3 seconds"

by Pablo West January 5, 2017

humphris

An amazing hot dude who is friend swith si and loves to party

Humphries I'd lit as humphris

by The flying reinderr April 6, 2017

Humphry

That one kid that probably packed an entire head of lettuce for lunch at school. Usually a chill guy aside from the fact he'll lose it after losing a yugioh duel.

Joe: Why is there a hole in my wall?
Bob:Oh, that's just Humphry. He lost a yugioh duel.

by Whomst've'd April 12, 2019

humph-a-dumph-dumpher

A spontaneous and frenzied sexual intercourse (or attempt thereof) without awareness or concern if sexual engagement is successful.

By the time he got his pants off he was already thrusting randomly in a rage of pure humph-a-dumph-dumpher

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

Humphrey Bogart

When you pass someone the pen and they just keep holding it.

“Hey Humphrey Bogart, you wanna pass that back??”

by MilkHandles June 6, 2020

Humphrey

A large and stale bowel movement that has been inside you for 48 hours. “Hey, what’s that smell?!Do you have a sewage problem?” “No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

“Damn, did a sewage line break?” “ No, Jimmy took a Humphrey.”

by Mark Tweak January 23, 2021

Humphrey

A person who knows your name but you don't know theirs

That guys such a humphrey. I see him everyday but I can't seem to remember his name

by Pseudozer March 5, 2021