Harpoontang

The art of seducing a mate that exceeds the weight limit of an F-350. Usually in reference to a woman considered a “whale”, you must inflate her ego, since the rest of her is already inflated. Jumping on a harpoontang grenade is the bravest and most loyal thing a friend can do.

My junk will henceforth be known as Moby Dick, due to my harpoontang record.

by Sir Dripsalot May 22, 2022

Harpoontang

A demoralising term for a fat bitch, especially when in reference to her as an object of sexual interest.

I'm not really into the skinny bitches. I'm more of a harpoontang man myself.

by eyefeelpineal September 3, 2025

harpoon titan

Harpoon titan is the worst titan and the less aura farmer one.

Harpoon titan.

by Harpoon titam September 17, 2025

Harpoonion

When a person gives their opinion on something and another person gives an immediate and completely opposite opinion.

John: "I think the Healthcare system needs some restructuring because the wait times are really long."

Sue: "Nurses make too much money and don't do anything. THAT'S the problem!"

Greg: "Whoa... Sue's harpoonion derailed the conversation!"

by TheRicketyChair December 31, 2025

Beach Harpoon

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)

I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned

by qwerty_not June 22, 2006

Poon Harpoon

Someone or something that is extremely adapt at obtaining poon.

David Xerri wearing a leather jacket is a total Poon Harpoon!

by Transane May 2, 2010

Tactical Harpooning

The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.

“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
“You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”

by gamerman November 5, 2019