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handme-down

A terrible, vicious, handjob that is so painful it drops you to the ground.
I heard she was good in bed, but the handme-down during foreplay chaffed so bad i couldn't have sex.
by Tubbatubba February 16, 2010
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handaru

A person who's a complete tard, but that's what you would expect from a child named after a body part.
Person A:"That handaru guy is an idiot"
Person B:"If he was an idiot, it would be a dramatic imrovement"
by OgreInASwamp November 16, 2018
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Handalorian

When someone wearing a Mandalorian helmet gives a hand job.
Person 1: Want to pop this helmet on and give me a handalorian?
Person 2: This is the way.
Person 1: This is the way.
by The Handalorian November 20, 2020
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Professor Hanham

The devil of computer science. With his gullable remarks and stupid ass banter, he is a disgrace to the world of higher education. Uses words like "Oh Sugar."
Hanham: "Oh Sugar!"
Student: "What?"
Hanham: "I don't know what I'm DOING!!! OHHHHHHHH!"
Student: "Why am I here..."
by Rico February 10, 2005
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handyman

5 in the Pink. 5 in the Stink.
Fist in the Pink. Fist in the Stink.
My girl loved the handyman, but she was really sore this morning
by Wilfrid Laruier May 2, 2006
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Handyman NYC

A New York City Handyman (Handyman NYC) is different from a handyman anywhere else. He's generally a NATIVE New Yorker, and really does have jack-of-all-trades experience. Many people try to define theirself as a NYC Handyman and that's all fine and good but to be fair, one should distinquish those "imported" dudes who've tried to claim this town as their own from those of us who actually grew up here with a wrench in their pocket.
Handyman NYC - Just search on www.google.com or on newyork.craigslist.org (under skilled trades) , or try servicemagic.com .. most of what's in servicemagic doesn't qualify - but on google maps and on craigslist you can find a few real new yorkers in the handyman circuit.
by JoeJoe3 April 21, 2008
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handyman

The handyman I hired to wire my porch lights raped me in his van!
by 2.718281827 September 15, 2009
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