When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!
Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens
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Get the q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m mug.Texting shorthand for Hand job motion; the act of making a semi-closed fist and motioning it up and down simulating a handjob. Finishing with an open palm in the air meant to insinuate climaxing onto something. The HJM is used to show you give zero fucks, or are dissapproving of something. Usually accompanied by a facial expression of pursed lips and squinted eyes. Can also be used as a celebratory gesture.
manager: tom, where are you? You are late for your shift
Tom: HJM
Ex 2:
The pats just won the superbowl!! Hjm all over the seahawks
Tom: HJM
Ex 2:
The pats just won the superbowl!! Hjm all over the seahawks
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"These words were followed by a very long silence, broken only by an occasional exclamation of 'Hjckrrh!' from the Gryphon, and the constant heavy sobbing of the Mock Turtle" (--Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland)
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by Aeroteck May 23, 2013
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This is basically the alternative to shut up, but with a Cape Coloured twist to it.
This is basically the alternative to shut up, but with a Cape Coloured twist to it.
by mberry June 12, 2018
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