Hakimism

Also known as the Ero Religion for the Naruto fans, it started in the year 2008 created due to the inspiration of Hakimy.

The one and only God of Hakimism is, ironically, Hakimy. Now known as the Blue Pirate King, Hakimy never stopped being a pervert. His perversion is an inspiration to all of his followers.

well known and faithful followers OF Hakimism:

Daina - The queen of Hakimism. Hakimy made her his wife with the help of the "caveman style" sex.
Notice: She can read minds. Beware the nosebleeds!

Amateratsu - avid consumer of yaoi, has more that one screws missing; she blames the aliens; also has gained the nickname 106 and Tsunade

Gerikayra - a dream name; has a vampire and yaoi obsession

Tishy - the perfect blond; big boobs = happiness; the master of ramirez; yaoi + yuri = bliss

Joana - bearer of both a blessing and a curse: the great thing; the priestess of hakimism; in love with cats and absinthe; also known as Mojo Jojo, the evil monkey

Slim - the playboy with no face; a member of team ASS; likes to strip when drunk

Uncle Ramirez - Has a thing for the snake game; he keeps saying he's a good boy; eats industrial quantities of pie

Kris - Well known pedophile; currently MIA, probably in China getting illegal porn

Shinigami - Otaku beyond redemption; has unsolved issues; yuri enthusiast; priest of hakimism; has a single neuron, that yodels 24/7

When a hakimist sees a girl he/she immediately thinks threesome.

The best example of a Hakimism follower is the character Jiraya from the Naruto anime series

by Kishin October 4, 2008

Hakim

Very buff and attractive BUT is a major player! tries to get with ever girl and flirts with them. He has many tricks to get them and is a good liar! He can make you feel like the luckiest girl in the world but can easily replace you in seconds. He makes you fall in love with him in seconds but you shouldnt trust him. He is very sweet and kind but dont forget he is hot and dangerous!

girl-damn he's fine! what's his name?
girl 2-you don't want to get with him, he's hakim.

by FckLoveLiveLife January 8, 2012

Hawaiian Jabbawocky

The sexual act of inserting a straw into a significant other's ass and slurping out the diarrhea and spitting it on your partner.

Guy #1: "Dude, some girl asked me last night to Hawaiian Jabbawocky her.
Guy #2: "Did you do it?"
Guy #1: "No..."
Guy #2: "I would have..."

by B-ryon August 1, 2012

Hakim

Hakim Arabic: Wise/Ruler/Doctor is a guy who doesn’t give a shit, his favourite place is foodworks and he loves stealing Tomato Sauce, do not piss this guy off, he will not hesitate to push you off your scooter.

Julian: your parents are drug dealers

Hakim: SAY IT AGAIN
Julian: your parents are drug dealers
Hakim: *pushes Julian off his scooter*🤚🏻🛴

by Spastic Simon October 10, 2018

hawaiian muscle fuck

Boobfucking. The act of a man placing his penis between a woman's breasts and using the friction of her cleavage to achieve orgasm.

I wish he was interested in me in a more holistic way, but the way he looks at my D cups I know all he wants is Hawaiian Muscle Fucking.

She had her period so instead we went with the Hawaiian Muscle Fuck.

by DiablolitaZ December 13, 2013

Hawaiian milkshake

The product of drinking large amounts of pineapple juice to make ones ejaculate taste sweeter.

Hawaiian milkshakes are a low fat treat that my GF can enjoy anytime.

by El Conquistador March 18, 2017

hawaiian oyster

Overly Wet Pussy that looks like an oyster when presented to the taker.

I could tell from the wet spot she left on the mattress that she had a Hawaiian Oyster.

by BigMikeAZ April 21, 2018