guitch

a term for a guy who acts like how a bitch would = guitch.

i can't believe he said all that nasty things about your favourite dress. what a total guitch with a capital G!

by AzeDz January 7, 2009

Guched

(Pronounced goo-chd)
Someone who is turnt up, faded, drunk as fuck or drunk as fuck to the point where they see the 4th dimension

Sober friend: Damn! You're fucken drunk like a mother fucker.

Drunk friend: akshdldlslgsksbdj

Sober friend: Fuck! You're guched!

by Mended June 17, 2013

Thunder Gulche

Thunder Gulche. To build up seman for three or more weeks and tie a belt around the under portion of the testicles and release through ejaculation into the mouth of another while the second party is beating a drum.

she was rockin out on the snare and i thunder gulched her!!

by tagres December 17, 2010

guacho

1. vulgar name used in Mexico to name a soldier.

El es un guacho (talking about to a military man)
He's a guacho.

by Galguera August 27, 2006

Guiche Licker

Pronounced "Gooche". The Area Between a man's ass hole and his nut sack.

Elton John Is A Fuckin' Guiche Licker

by Logan Rossignol May 20, 2007

Gunch

Gamer hunch

damn i'm gunching hard as fuck right now, I need to fix my posture.

by cum bastard July 28, 2021

Gulch Hole

A special type of asshole that is created by being infected by the Gulch Holus disease. Seeing a Gulch Hole will immediately kill you. It can appear on any part of the body, possibly as a replacement of one's original anus.

Person 1: "Hey, check this out!"

Person 2: "HOLY SHIT A FUCKIN' GULCH HOLE!"

*Person 2 dies*

by D.M.R. Wood October 8, 2008