Gruffalo Hunt

The search conducted by lonesome males for females that are so unattractive and/or morally bankrupt and/or blind and/or cheap that they will definitely sleep with them.

Dude this is such a sausagefest, it's about time we went on a gruffalo hunt.

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

gruffty

tramp like person, who wears smelly clothes and stinks a bit

er you dirty gruffty, tramp like stinking pog!!

by big dog 1975 August 24, 2006

the gruffudd

triangle area of the man, involving the cock cuts downward.
this name comes from a mispronounciation, of the last name, of the welsh actor "ioan gruffudd" (correctly pronounced, yo-wahn, griffith) seen in a revealing shower/towel pose.

gawd, what a hot gruffudd.
eww, i hate dirty pictures that show the gruffudd. i want to throw up seeing all that hair.
he is so fat, his gruffudd is a giant fat bulge.

by zeugma July 29, 2008

Griffy

The name of a person who is fast at track and is ranked higher than a kid named Dan Springer in states.

Griffy is dominating Springer in the 800.

by Rigger June 3, 2004

Gruffle

To talk in a deep tone with a voice that sounds like you just got out of bed and you have a scratchy voice.

I was just jamming out to the radio in my car and now my voice is all gruffled.

Chad Kroeger's gruffle makes me want to beat down a baby with a sledgehammer.

by herpityderpderp April 17, 2011

Gruff

The Pubic hair of an old person. Referred to as grey muff or grandma/grandpa's muff. (noun)

When I stayed at my grandparents house there was gruff all over the bathroom.
His plastic surgery fooled me about his age until I went down on him and found a forest of wild gruff.
I used my Grandma's gruff to create a Santa Beard.

by Yellow Foot Clouds August 21, 2009

Gruff

To take ones hand and in an upward motion, pet or thrust your hand up the backside of a strangers/friends head in a more forcefull manner.

"Dude, you just gruffed that custodian!" "I know! His hair was all greasy, it was sick!"

by Lorts July 16, 2008