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groin coin

Money used in the effort to get layed or attract women or gold diggers.
Me: I'm bring 50 bucks to the bar tonight.

You: Dude, you'll need more groin coin if you plan on pulling!
by Peter McBride October 21, 2007
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groined

people specially guys getting hit in the nuts really hard,kicked in the nuts,busted your biscuit;like the phrase you got served but groined means kicked in the nuts...
mike:dude did you see carl yesterday??
josh:Y?wat happened?
mike:he got groined by the new foreign exchange kid
josh:omg i cant believe i missed that!!!
by jemslite December 17, 2008
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Groben

Grobens are very athletic human beings. They are often found at track meets and are always the fastest sprinters. If you ever find one you should consider yourself very lucky.
Wow that kid is fast!!! His name has to be Groben.
by Bubbae April 9, 2011
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grodin

A male who lives with his parents into late adulthood. Rarely does the grodin venture outside, but spends most of his time on the internet in chat rooms pretending to be a little girl hoping to solicit sexual predators in hopes of getting laid. His frustrations are often taken out on others in meaningless rants. He is a closet pervert that is known to view obscure porn in high quanities with his sexual preference being unclear.
If that grodin doesn't shut the fuck up we're going to have a body to get rid of.
by Johnson ODahnger June 8, 2004
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groin

Somewhere below the waist I give attention to
I can't hang out today Rob, I already have plans with my groin
by Smileypotatoes March 4, 2010
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Groinhole

A recently discovered third hole in men.

Situated between the balls and arsehole, scientists stumbled upon this magnificent orifice by accident, and it has become a global phenomenon since.

As with the elusive 'back-of-the-knee' fourth hole in women, you have to believe it exists in order to witness it. Many men spend their entire lives searching for it, yet very few are lucky enough to experience its almighty grace.

Those who have succeeded in finding the groinhole have reported feeling completely fulfilled, and many have gone on to live lives of meditation and reflection in countries such as Mongolia, where monasteries exist for those who have also been enlightened.
'Where's Jimmy today?'
'Haven't you heard?'
'What...?'
'He was cotching at the weekend, and he discovered the groinhole!'
'This is a miracle! Let the groinhole be praised!'
'Praise be! He's in Africa as we speak, building an orphanage.'
'Wow...such faith. Such faith.'
by DoveBoi and VirgoChild March 29, 2010
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gobindh

A black Nigga who has some serous childhood problems. Despite having some great qualities, he prefers to be an asshole and lives the fact that he is universally hated.
I hate that guy.
"Yeah, that's Gobindh
by alfahamkaka April 6, 2017
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