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TOFIQ

One of the multiple personalities of the man Thoufeek. This personality is well-known for getting extremely drunk and promising outlandish favours in exchange for convener election votes . However he is mostly known for his gay and sodomising tendencies when high.

Person 1: "Dude that guy just threatened to sodomise me with the broad end of a beer bottle"
Person 2: "Bro get outta here. He's a TOFIQ"

by alfahamkaka April 28, 2021

gobindh

A black Nigga who has some serous childhood problems. Despite having some great qualities, he prefers to be an asshole and lives the fact that he is universally hated.

I hate that guy.
"Yeah, that's Gobindh

by alfahamkaka April 6, 2017

Lathish

Lathish is a leader. A president. Also annoyingly laughs at his own jokes. He also doesn't know how his name is spelt, sometimes calling himself Latish.

"Bro is that dude laughing at his own joke a Lathish?"
"Not sure, I thought he was a Latish"

by alfahamkaka April 28, 2021