lady garden

the pubic area of a female, as popularised by the lipgloss bitches (bb5 uk)

"I'll need to trim my lady garden before i get into my bikini!"

by c'lam September 7, 2004

Garden hopping

Usually a nocturnal pursuit, garden hopping is where a small group start in one garden and try to get across as many adjacent gardens as possible via any means available.

Me and my mates went garden hopping last night from my garden, we managed to go through 12 gardens, much further than we did last time.

by gardenhopper June 16, 2010

en garde fuckboy

A taunt used in the skeleton war, as the skeletons fight to the death against fuckboys.

Skeleton: En garde fuckboy

by istheskyblueoristhatjustme, October 26, 2014

up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

by Tom February 27, 2004

uphill gardner

slang for homosexual man

butt-pirate, turd-burglar, one that punctures the one-way-valve.

by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

Secret Garden

A term used to refer to a woman's vagina.

Chest Rockwell (Handsome Boy Modeling School): And the Women. Let me tell you, the women, my God
I can't go into the details, let's just say, I know all about the secret garden.

by Lizardking1726 July 1, 2008

Gerard Butler

An actor from Scotland who is best known for his work in The Phantom of the Opera, 300, P.S: I Love You, RocknRolla, The Ugly Truth and most recently, Law-Abiding Citizen and How to Train Your Dragon. He started out as a lawyer before switching to acting. He tends to either be commended or slaughtered (usually slaughtered) for his singing in The Phantom of the Opera, since prior to accepting the role he had not undergone any long-term voice lessons and is not primarily a singer. He retains his Scottish accent to this day, which makes the fangirls go crazy, and is responsible for making the words "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!" known all over the world. He's also known as one of the nicest celebrities around, and is extremely funny!

There goes Gerard Butler in The Phantom of the Opera again...I don't care what they say, I like his voice!

by amorailuv July 26, 2010