gooshness

used in expressions of surprise, alarm, etc.
a synonym to 'goodness'

"oh my gooshness, dude! when you pissed off that teacher i thought i was goin to die from laughter!"

by JuJu Juicebox June 18, 2008

goosey gander

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.

"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"

by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015

Goosey

The mini egg bomber, a complete weapon

Oh did you hear about goosey?
Yeah goosey bombed the twin towers
What a weapon

by Gooseisabomber March 16, 2019

loosey goosey

a "loosey goosey" is a slut. One who gives up sexual favors freely. These people may also be referred to as "easy", "hoochies", "scanks", or even "Sex feinds".

Ex: Brittney is a loosey goosey and has sex with anyone anywhere.

by Brittney Richardson May 18, 2004

Loosey Goosey

When you have an exceptionally slack anus from using Goose Fat as a lubricant.

'Graham my neighbour has a really bad case of the loosey goosey since I slathered goose fat all over his arse-hole last weekend'

by killahhoe March 29, 2018

loosy goosy

when your penis sags so much you can use it as a jump rope

"WTF!!" "Mark put that loosy goosy away, your gonna put and eye out"

by masta seizon May 8, 2005

Goosh

Gooshing,gooshed or Goosh. Noun and Adjective
Refers to female ejaculation or secretion of Vaginal Fluid,also known as an orgasm.

Dude, I just Gooshed all over myself.
Andy Is hella Gooshing right now.
Hey, There is hella Goosh All Over My Panties.

by KrystalCool June 17, 2009