Gomosexual

A made up sexuality due to the typo “gomophobis”.

“I heard Addie is gomophobis.”
“No, she’s actually gomosexual. Haven’t you heard?”

by sillygooser June 1, 2021

Goopsexual

Goopsexual is you're only sexually attracted to male goop

Wanna bang?
No you don't produce the goop, I'm goopsexual
ok bye

by Grievous'sGirl1 November 3, 2021

Giosexual

When you’re attracted to a person with the name Sergio, Gio or Serg but usually Sergio Chavez

It’s very unrare in humans but goes around very easily in russian monkeys

“Hi, I’m Sergio” says the human boys says

“Hi Sergio” as the monkey says flirtatious

Sergio says “I think you may be Giosexual

monkey says “Okay but were can I get a piece of that cake?”

by Alazul December 10, 2022

Zoosexual

Zoosexuality is a sexual attraction to non-human animals. People who are zoosexual are generally also romantically attracted to animals.
Zoosexuality is often used interchangeably to refer to bestiality, but it is important to realize zoosexuality and bestiality are 2 different things.

SCENARIO 1: Zoosexual vs Anti-zoo
Person 1: I'm a zoosexual
Person 2: Ew that's disgusting you should **** yourself

SCENARIO 2: Zoosexual vs Normal Person
Person 1: I'm a zoosexual
Person 2: What's a zoosexual?
Person 1: Someone who is attracted to animals
Person 2: Ok I personally find that disgusting but I won't hate you for it because you can't decide your sexuality

by funnyguyboy69420 November 27, 2023

Gojosexual

A deep love for Gojo Satoru from Jujutsu Kaisen. Oftentimes, Gojosexual friends will spread their Gojosexuality like a parasite, unable to stop talking about Gojo. This eventually affects their ability to function as a normal member of society, leading to a downwards spiral, often referred to as the Gojoslide.

Friend 1: OMGOMG LOOK AT THIS MOUTHWATERING FANART OF GOJO

Friend 2: Pls stop talking about Gojo, you're such a Gojosexual.

Friend 1: Live laugh love Gojo 🥺

by MioWioBio February 12, 2024

geisexual

An existential being whose only purpose in life is to reproduce with oneself.

Hey man, get that hand off your dick, people will think you are geisexual.

by BigJoAnus July 10, 2017

glowsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to things that glow.

"I love glowsticks so much, I'm glowsexual"

by Apollo Hunter November 27, 2017