Narci-Googling

The act of searching for yourself or references to yourself on Google.

I was narci-googling and found an old YouTube video that I made.

by Dr. T-Pain the elder October 31, 2022

googling

when one esp. a male ejaculates into his hand and then profusely rubs his face with his own semen or signifigant other

i started googling myself when my girlfriend dumped me

by Drakethacrusty March 26, 2009

Goosing

Goosing 4 fingers in the vagina, thumb up the ass anus, catch the girl by surprise and she'll scream like a goose.

"Man, I was goosing jenny so hard last night. She'll be eating bread for a week"

by couchdog August 7, 2014

Goobling

A large, carnivorous creature, that dwells within Dan's nasal cavity.

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Groveling

Kissing the feet of your woman to show extreme deference after a bender. This submissive man is overcome with shame and fear while kissing these magnificent feet.

Husband went out last night with the guys and didn't come home until 4:30am. Wife was out of Ambien and only slept for like an hour. Wife ripped husband the biggest asshole and told him he's a man child and that she will not have children with him until he gets his shit together ... And now he is groveling at her feet.

by hamboner08 April 12, 2016

Googling

Looking yourself, neighbours, friends and family up on search engines to find out about hidden crimes and dodgy photos.

I googled myself and was shocked to see THOSE photos- I am never Googling myself again!

by Jade Ireland April 25, 2006

Gooselips

The soft, chubby mound that makes my hard salami quiver as I insert it in her wet, craving cunt.

I cant wait to munch on Erica's gooselips and prove i am more of a man than MIKE SENIOR..The Flight Attendant!

by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003