Goose

Verb. Making a fist like the "Thumb's Up" sign then jamming the thumb up someone's butt. Actually traces to an extremely deviant ancient Chinese sexual practice that was limited exclusively to the Emperor upon the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penetrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's spincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstasy. Chinese Emperor's Goose deviant sexual ecstasy
If you goose me now, your thumb will turn shit-brickle brown!
by JRW, PhD July 27, 2008
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Goosing is the art of no lifing either video games/PS Home at 4am with kids or skype (Usually with fellow Gooses). Some times this act can be described as being a Total or Jonesing.
Goos: Man, i've not had a shower for five days, i've just been skyping and whoring out fifa (goosing).
by Ben-87 July 08, 2011
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Another term for the word Good, but a much higher level of good.
Guy 1: hey, did you see that car crash down the block?

Guy 2: yeah man, it was mad goose.
by I Fatality X February 27, 2010
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GOOSE

To have several bowel movements in a short period of time.
I ate tour catering and Iv'e been shitting like a GOOSE!!
by KNOXVILLE EAST TENNESSE October 04, 2011
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Goosing

Boy:Hey babe we should definitely get too goosing tonight =
Girl:Okay =D
by JOHNNY BLAZE ALL DAY November 07, 2010
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the motion of quickly grabbing and sqeezing the area near the private parts just below the buttocks with all 5 fingers. usually done by suprise and executed by the male onto the female. men don't goose men and women don't goose men.
ouch! he goosed me!
i'm gonna give her the goose.
by dead_eye July 28, 2003
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An animal that a gentleman has
That was RUDE! You do not come into a gentlemans house and touch his goose!
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