Gooster

A gooster is the slang for when a goose rides on a scooter.

This phenomenon is actually a great scientific mystery, why are there geese on scooters? Who put the goose on the scooter? What is going on?

"Look at that gooster!"
"It's doing the gooster!"

by Boohount6 May 26, 2019

Gaster

beware of this guy. Any phrase could be used to create a meme, it won't leave you alone, it won't stop at nothing. No, it can't be stopped, just one breath from you could trigger it

Gaster :"Sono dietro di te"
X :"NOOO LASCIAMI"

by Gaster_ May 22, 2022

Involuntary Goatee

When a guy slips shaving his face and his only options are to shave it all or shave a goatee and he ops for the latter.

Friend: Haha, Just because you grow a goatee doesn't mean you'll gain any of Chuck Norris's other powers.

Shaving Victim: Nah, man, this is an Involuntary Goatee. I slipped shavin and it was between this and lookin like a twelve year old.

Friend: Oh, shit, I'm sorry man. Maybe getting carded to buy cigs will motivate you to find a good barber shop.

by Pringlescan July 24, 2009

ed's goatee

The manliest of all facial hair. Ed's goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee. Chuck Norris is only CHuck Norris, because he started with Ed's goatee.

Jeez, I can't get women to talk to me...I wish I could grow Ed's goatee.

by Richard Potato September 2, 2014

Gasterbator

Someone who likes to fart excessively while masterbating to enhance their pleasure. Usually someone who enjoys anal sex.

Manifold is a gasterbator. He eats lots of beans at least 1 hour beforehand.

by Jeff Gasshole Thompson March 12, 2009

goatsesque

Something that makes you think of the "goatse man" - an item or image of a hole with hands at either side, being stretched wide open. Coined by "Canis" at Ars Technica

"The Mickey clock was even more goatsesque."

by FXWizard December 21, 2009

goaltending

(n.) variation of rebounding where, rather than wait for a relationship to end, the third party intercepts one of the involved individuals for the purposes of hooking up or starting a new relationship. Often leads to the end of the original relationship.

The act may be in violation of one or more of the man/woman codes, but has the capacity to result in the third party getting away with it, for his/her own benefit.

She wasn't happy in her marriage and the guy was a total tool. It may have been goaltending, but everyone won. Except for Steve... but f*** that guy.

by lfcNo9 September 3, 2010