goomba shoe

The act of taking off one's shoe during sexual intercourse, pooping into the shoe, putting it back on, and stomping repeatedly onto your partner's (usually male) genitalia.

Person 1: "Hey Matt, did your girl give you the goomba shoe last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man it was crazy!"

by jroller420 October 27, 2022

Goombis

Goombis: A man or woman who is completely moronic or retarded.

This guy is driving like an absolute goombis or look at the way this guy is dressed, what a goombis

by Hugh Jass Dixie Normus August 20, 2023

Boomy Goomed

The act of getting destroyed in a video game by a gun.

Friend: *dies to a sniper in a bush*
You: "Damn bro you just got boomy goomed"

by Lionintown April 14, 2021

pile driver micro-goomba

A subspecies of micro-goombas, who often live in blocks for defense, and hop around to attack and travel.

“Pile driver micro-goombas first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

Goom

One excelling in stupidity

Jeff was giving his dog a chocolate tea bag bandit mask when it bit his nuts off - what a fucking goom.

by Jimmy Goomface January 1, 2009

goomer

an entity that is prone to the loss of basic funtionality of thought process resulting in momentary lapses of physical awareness.

The person in the car that just cut me off in traffic is a goomer

by Kevin Lovell May 10, 2004

goomba goomba

The weirdest possible thing someone can yell out when they reach an orgasm.

"U like that b?"
"Yh.........oh...GOOMBA GOOMBA!!"

by The_real_gangdem January 24, 2017