gnarfield

A rough and tuff cat that has been brought up in the streets that can and will kick your cats ass.

"Damn! That Gnarfield was gunning for Mr.Fluffers!!! Mr. Fluffers wouldn't have stood a chance.

by Your Landlord's Landlord January 27, 2015

garfnars

The hairs that grow between one's asshole and nutsack.

If they ain't ass hairs and they ain't sack hairs, they must be garfnars.

by Fred-III March 16, 2008

Garfield Challenge

The challenge is to find a comic strip of the Garfield comics, where Garfield has his eyes open fully in every pannel (they are normally half closed). In "Garfield's 30th Book" there are only 3 strips where one can win the Garfield Challenge.

Tom: Hey where were you yesterday?
Bob: Oh, I was home sick.
Tom: What did you do all day?
Bob: The Garfield Challenge... I found 3, after 5 hours of reading.
Tom: Ouch.

by LimpNinja August 13, 2010

Garfief

A cat who needs a good meal but the dammed pooch always gets in his way.

John: Why are you such a bad kitty cat Garfief?

Garfief: It wasnt me who ate that lasaga it was the furball.

by FatFiend.com October 22, 2016

garfie

Garfie, a slang word used in the east of England, meaning fat dick.

Hey! Check it out, this guy has one hell of a garfie!

by Sovietum July 8, 2019

garfield anime

the best anime ever

yo dude lets watch some garfield anime
sure sister

by thatratwrangler September 16, 2019

Garforth

Garforth is a shit hole. The boss man of Garforth is the one and only big nig. It is well know for big nig going about town doing her shit. In her free time she will find a way to batter the fuck out of you even if your a little tramp. Don’t mess with the big nig or she will FUCKKK YOUUU UPPO FAMMMM, also she’s single so hit her up.

Garforth is such a place to get banged by big nig fam

by Seshheadsesh2345 November 25, 2019